Big Shaq lied when he said “MAN’S NOT HOT” and “MAN CAN NEVER BE HOT”. Obviously, he doesnt live in nigeria.
Dear Sun, we are very sorry for claiming not to be hot. You didn’t have to increase your temperature. We didn’t know what we were singing.
The heat this period has been something else. Now I believe that the last person that went to hell forgot to shut the door. The bed is so hot I legit looked under just to be sure someone did not set a fire underneath.
The water that comes out of the pipes in the afternoon are so hot that they can be used to take tea or make eba.
So fellow nigerians and other aliens living closest to the sun, I wrote down these tips to help us get through these trying times.
Ways To Cope With The Heat.
- Stay Hydrated: drink atleast 3 litres of water a day.
- Bathe as often as possible: It helps the body cool down.
- Drink more water regardless of if you are thirsty or not, just incase the heat is cooking up your internal organs. (You may never know😝).
- Avoid direct sunlight aka go out with an umbrella incase you are going out with your LEGedis benz
- Avoid wearing black as it attracts more heat.
You can share your tips in the comment section.